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Now that the April tax deadline has passed, most Americans have either filed their 2024 tax returns or submitted an extension request. The IRS is now busy reviewing returns and issuing refunds.

However, before a refund can be processed, the IRS must first receive and review your return. Due to recent budget and staffing cuts, some delays are expected this year.

Meanwhile, an IRS tax refund is the money the government returns to you if you paid more in taxes throughout the year than you actually owed. This can happen through paycheck withholdings, estimated tax payments, or refundable tax credits. After you file your tax return, the IRS reviews it, calculates what you owe versus what you paid, and if there’s an overpayment, they issue a refund, typically by direct deposit or a mailed check.

If you mailed in a paper return, your wait may be longer than if you filed electronically. The IRS is just beginning to sort and open paper returns, which must be reviewed manually, so expect a slower turnaround for those.

Most taxpayers now file electronically, which is typically faster and more efficient. E-filed returns are processed almost immediately unless they contain issues that require further review. Suppose you have a simple tax situation and steady employment. In that case, the process should go smoothly, especially with the IRS’s new Direct File program, which allows eligible filers to submit straightforward returns directly through the IRS website.

Refund timing depends on how you filed your return. Here’s the current IRS refund timeline based on when and how you submitted your return:

If you filed between May 1 and May 15, 2025:

  • Paper return: Refund expected between June 26 and July 10, 2025
  • E-file with direct deposit: Refund expected between May 22 and June 4, 2025
  • E-file with mailed check: Refund expected between May 29 and June 11, 2025

If you filed between May 16 and May 31, 2025:

  • Paper return: Refund expected between July 11 and July 25, 2025
  • E-file with direct deposit: Refund expected between June 6 and June 19, 2025
  • E-file with mailed check: Refund expected between June 13 and June 26, 2025

Average Refund: Around $2,939

The average tax refund this year is approximately $2,939, though many taxpayers can expect to receive close to $3,000. Of course, knowing how much you’ll receive is only helpful if you also know when to expect it.

Even with an estimated schedule, issues like missing information, small errors, or processing delays can slow things down. That’s why it’s important to track your refund status by visiting the IRS website and using the “Where’s My Refund?” tool. It works for both electronic and paper returns.

[Nigerian Tribune]

Nigerians are so divided and their partisan preferences so cast in concrete that, in most circles, there is hardly any room for dissent or alternative viewpoints. The biting economic hardship which flagellates us all has rendered some people incapable of buying any hope agenda in this season of Tinubu’s “Renewed Hope”. They can’t be bothered with the niceties of whether the glass of progress is half full or half empty.

 

Quit the sophistry, they’ll charge you. Their pantries are empty, their bellies are groaning — or “Ebi npa wa” (“we are hungry”), as Lagosians once chorused to the president’s hearing. Look into the kitchen of the average Nigerian to see if at all anything is cooking before you inflict your long-winded economic theories on him. A hungry man is allergic to logic.

Economy

Economists have told us that in terms of economic growth, Nigeria’s real Gross Domestic Product (GDP) expanded by 3.84% year-on-year in Q4 2024, up from 3.46% in Q4 2023. The growth was primarily driven by the services sector, which recorded a 5.37% increase and contributed over 57% to the total GDP. The World Bank forecasts a 3.3% GDP growth rate for 2025, indicating that structural reforms may yield more pronounced economic benefits in the coming years.

 

Tinubunomics may potentially encapsulate the hope for tomorrow, but the taste of the theory is in its practice. The thinking of the common man is this: How can my country be said to be doing so well when I’ve been reduced to bare bones?

In soccer, a game of two halves, the half-time period is spent re-strategising to reinforce the tactics deployed in the first half, or to correct perceived weaknesses that could stultify the overall game plan. It may be necessary to change some players or switch their positions. That is where you know the difference between a boy-coach and a man-coach.

The most obvious difference between the last two years and the preceding eight is that there is a sense of mission among many of the ministers because of the likelihood of a cabinet reshuffle. Under the previous administration, one of the regular jokes on social media was that there was nothing as permanent as President Buhari’s appointments because once your name was announced as a minister, you were sure of running the entire term without interruption.

Petroleum

At last, there was some stirring in the all-important petroleum ministry. The most consequential decision so far taken by the Minister of Petroleum who is also the chief of state, is the change of guards at the NNPCL. For decades, the national petroleum company had been run like a cult. Nigerians were at the receiving end of sharp practices and intermittent shortages. However, since the removal of the opaque subsidy regime and the coming onstream of Dangote Refineries, there has been a measure of stability – even if motorists now have to pay through the nose!

However, it is difficult to appreciate the logic behind allowing petroleum imports when Dangote has built the world’s largest refinery here. The middlemen who used to sell imported products to motorists pretend they’re on the side of the consumers, but if experience, is any guide, all they want is a chance to import substandard petroleum products and maximise their profits. President Tinubu and his petroleum minister (himself) shouldn’t have any problems harmonising thoughts on this matter.

In the next couple of years, the government’s aim should be stopping crude oil theft while simultaneously increasing the number of active wells. A good gauge of progress would be the number of barrels produced per day. The immediate target of 2 million bpd should be realisable before this time next year.

In addition to the loan scheme for tertiary students, the government has to plan a special intervention in teacher remuneration. Happily, there hasn’t been any Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) or Nigeria Union of Teachers (NUT) strike in the last two years, but a situation where a professor earns less than 5% of a senator’s salary is unjust and primitive.

Tinubu has succeeded in introducing a tax reform law to end the obsolete tax law that made Nigeria one of the countries with the lowest tax-to-GDP rate. The common man’s interest is how this can give him life more abundant as against the historical reality of providing more lucre for politicians.

Critics

Official figures contend that the Tinubu administration has successfully reduced Nigeria’s budget deficits from 50% in 2023 to about 23% in 2025, a revelation that hasn’t impressed critics of the administration. Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar’s verdict of President Tinubu’s first two years is predictably damning.

“Policy after policy under this administration has targeted the poor while providing relief and advantage to the rich. From healthcare to education to identity management and basic public services, Nigerians are now faced with class-based systems where the wealthy enjoy VIP treatment, and the rest are left behind,” Atiku said.

The prime socio-political group of the Southeast, Ohanaeze Ndigbo, also castigated the Tinubu administration over the general hardship being experienced by Nigerians:  “Nigerians are enduring untold hardships as a direct consequence of the ongoing experimental leadership failures propagated by a cadre of incompetent ministers and political appointees,” its statement said.

The Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP) through its National Publicity Secretary, Debo Ologunagba, challenged President Tinubu to “urgently address the issue of insecurity, reverse all economically suffocating policies and check the wholesale corruption, greed, unbridled profligacy, reckless misdirection of resources, arrogance in failure and totalitarian tendencies in his administration.”

But the ruling party, All Progressives Congress (APC), robustly defended Tinubu’s performance from various angles. Its National Publicity Secretary, Felix Morka, argued that Tinubu’s actions were aimed at saving Nigeria from exploitation, unlike his predecessors who, he claimed, acted only to secure funds for short-term needs.

According to him, “All the Presidents who came before this President preferred to simply postpone the doomsday. We didn’t just wake up in the last two years to realise that fuel subsidy was a destructive device in our country. We’ve always known that.”

Morka’s perspective was reinforced by the Deputy President of the Senate and First Deputy Speaker of the ECOWAS Parliament, Senator Barau I. Jibrin, who declared in his statement that, “The country in the past 24 months under the able leadership of President Tinubu, the visionary leader of our time, has been repositioned. Of course, he inherited a lot of challenges. But he has come up with programmes and policies to surmount these challenges… We have seen how he has genuinely dealt with our twin main challenges: security and economy. We know we are not where we want to be, but the journey has started. It is work in progress.”

Going Forward

The Financial Times waxed positive in its editorial on Tinubu’s midterm:

“Halfway through the first presidential term of Bola Tinubu, Nigeria is in better shape than at any time in the past decade. That may come as a surprise – or even sound like a sick joke – to tens of millions of Nigerians who are suffering the worst cost of living crisis in a generation. Yet Tinubu…  has stabilised the economy and laid the groundwork for a broader recovery.”

Going forward, if you ask me, I would say the three most urgent problems the Tinubu administration must overcome in the critical second half of his current mandate are the following:

Security.

Security.

Security.

 

 

One of the memorable moments from the presidential campaign ahead of Nigeria’s 2023 elections featured then ruling party candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, at the Chatham House in London in December 2022 allocating to leading members of his entourage responsibility for answering various questions from members of the public. For the questions on insecurity, he called on then governor of Kaduna state, Nasir el-Rufai, to address them. At the time, Candidate Bola Tinubu explained that he did that to advertise the versatility and cohesion of his team. 

Many believed then that asking el-Rufai to respond to those questions show-cased his competence on insecurity. In hindsight, it seems more likely that candidate Tinubu intuited that Nasir el-Rufai embodied the manifestation in human form of Nigeria’s insecurity crisis. 

This past week, a judgment by the Federal High Court in Kaduna, north-west Nigeria, showed exactly why candidate Tinubu’s hunch may have been well-founded. 

The story needs context. When he was inaugurated as governor of Kaduna state on May 29 2015, Nasir el-Rufai identified insecurity as “an obstacle to progress” and promised to “work with law enforcement officials to drastically reduce violent crime” and  “insure safety of life and limb.” Forgetting his inauguration day promise, el-Rufai spent eight years in office visiting the exact opposite to those whom he disliked or disagreed with.

 

Among el-Rufai’s victims, few were as brutalised as the Adara. The Adara are one of the 56 nations that make up the complex ethnic kaleidoscope of Kaduna state. The lands in Kajuru Local Government Area (LGA) in south-central Kaduna are fertile. The paramount chief of the Adara was known as the Agwam (Agom) Adara

In the third week of October 2018, inter-communal violence broke out in Kasuwan Magani in Kajuru, pitting Kajuru youths against their Fulbe peers. It was reported at the time that the casualty count from this violence was over 55 persons. The state government imposed a 24-hour curfew over the affected parts. Thereafter, Nasir el-Rufai summoned a meeting in Kaduna. In attendance at the meeting was the paramount ruler of the Adara, Dr. Maiwada Raphael Galadima, Agwam Adara III, who was accompanied by his wife and aides.

This was Agwam Adara’s last earthly appearance. As he made his way home from that meeting on or about 21 October 2018, the Agwam Adara’s convoy was attacked and some of his aides and security detail were killed on the spot. The Agwam Adara himself and his wife were both abducted. Five days later, the dead body of the Agwam Adara was discovered. His wife was spared. It was later reported that he “was brutally murdered in October 2018 on his way to his palace after accompanying Governor Nasir el-Rufai to Kasuwan Magani to commiserate with the community over violence that claimed many lives.” 

 

At the time, the government of Kaduna state led by el-Rufai promised to “pursue justice for this revered man…. of peace.” Nothing else was heard about that. The governor meanwhile was too busy to attend his funeral. Instead, he set about ensuring the dismantling of the Adara Kingdom. 

Shortly after the killing of the Agwam Adara, el-Rufai abolished the kingdom, cannibalising it into emirates and essentially wiping away the rights of Adara’s majority of Christians and indigenous adherents to any claims over their community. It was widely believed, indeed reported, that the Agwam Adara “died for resisting attempts by Nasir el-Rufai, Governor of Kaduna State, to restructure Kajuru under the Adara Traditional Council to the Kajuru Emirate.”

All of this occurred a mere four months before both el-Rufai and his political benefactor, Muhammadu Buhari, were due to stand for re-election in ballots scheduled for February and March 2019. Kaduna state was a battleground in those contests and the Adara had good reason for antipathy towards the governor. 

Voting in the presidential election was initially due to occur on 17 February, 2019. The day before, on or about 16 February, the governor dramatically announced that he alone had discovered the massacre of 66 Fulbe in Kajuru. No security agency was initially willing to back him up. On the contrary, the state police commissioner accused el-Rufai of having “pre-empted police investigations.” The National Emergency Management Agency, NEMA, like many residents in the affected area, accused him of having lied. The senator representing the affected communities in the Nigerian Senate at the time, Shehu Sani, suggested that el-Rufai was intentional in seeking to provoke the community ahead of highly contentious elections.

 

The man was not about to be deterred from habitually inflammatory routine, however. The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) deferred the vote by one week. So, el-Rufai decided to once more convene another town-hall in Kasuwan Magani. Among the participants was Awemi Dio Maisamari, an economist who was also president of the Adara Development Association, (ADA). 

At the meeting, Awemi Dio sought to speak but el-Rufai allegedly shut him down, calling him “part of the problem.” Thereafter, security agents, allegedly on the orders of el-Rufai set upon the man, arrested him and threatened to shoot him if he uttered one word. Quickly, they bundled him out of the venue into a vehicle which drove him straight to the state headquarters of the dreaded Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), where he was initially detained for three days. All this while, there was no warrant for his arrest. 

Simultaneously, el-Rufai ordered the arrest and detention of the leadership of the Adara. In addition to Awemi Dio, the victims included the Wazirin Adara (Vizier) and former commissioner in the government of Kaduna State, Bawa Magaji; former Commissioner of Police, Sani Magaji; National Treasurer of the ADA Joseph Abdallah; Village Head of Maro, Tanko Maisamari; Village Head of Ungwan Gamo, Hosea Danladi; Village Head of Kutura, Joseph Ayuba; Village Head of Aguba, Tanko Wada; and Elder Ulu Maitumbi.

On 20 February, 2019 at the request of el-Rufai, a magistrate in Kaduna consigned them to pretrial detention on charges entirely constituted by his say-so. After three and a half months in detention and wide spread international outcry and advocacy, the attorney-general of Kaduna state advised that there was no case against the nine Adara elders. On 26 May 2019, they were released but el-Rufai had destroyed their lives.

 

In March 2024, Awemi Dio Maisamari sued el-Rufai in his personal capacity in Suit No. FHC/KD/CS/23/24 through their lawyer, Gloria Ballason, who has fast become el-Rufai’s legal nemesis. Last week, Justice Hauwa’u Buhari of the Federal High Court in Kaduna found him personally culpable for the abuse of the human rights of the Awemi Dio and Adara elders. In a judgment brimming with many telling paragraphs, the judge pointed out that the duty of a governor is to ensure the protection of lives and property and that public office is not meant to gratify the whims, ego or benefit of the occupant.

The court specifically found el-Rufai responsible for abuse of office and held that an occupant of public office cannot assert benefit of official immunities for acts of abuse of office. Even more, the court held that his misconduct in this case amounted to a breach of his duty as governor to protect all persons in the state. 

 

The court exonerated the office of the state governor from liability, commended the courage of the attorney-general in advising against the executive abuse of office, and awarded damages of N900 million against el-Rufai personally. In good-old Nigerian parlance, the court dared to say to el-Rufai, El-Tufiakwa!

Nasir el-Rufai has sought recently to sell himself as an advocate for good government and against arbitrariness. His record in government belies his recent pretensions. This judgment reminds everyone why his effort to distract public attention deserves ridicule. 

 

On June 25 2025, meanwhile, el-Rufai is due to take the witness stand in Abuja in his defamation case against two senior lawyers, Silas Onu and Auta Nyata, over the decision of the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) to de-platform him in 2020. That should be some spectacle. 

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An ice wall initially separated President Bola Tinubu and POTUS Donald Trump. As they sat inside the White House’s Oval Office, Tinubu was the first to thaw the ice. “How are you managing old age, Mr. President?” he asked jocularly. Apparently fazed by the Nigerian president’s boldness, Trump flashed his traditional wry smile and replied, “Same here, Mr. President. How are you coping with age?” They both laughed rambunctiously, laughter which instantly infected some of their aides on each sides of the divide.

The Oval Office gives America a touch of ancient cultural history. It was inside this room that  young John F. Kennedy looked out to see the front panel of his father’s desk; where Richard Nixon spoke on telephone to the Apollo 11 Astronauts. Presidents after presidents addressed America from there, ranging from the 1962 address to Americans about the Cuban Missiles crisis by Kennedy and the Nixon announcement of his resignation in 1974. It was right inside the Oval Office that George W. Bush, almost fidgety, addressed America after the debilitating September 11 2001 terror attacks.

Trump was pleasantly surprised at Tinubu’s boldness. He had met his predecessor, Muhammadu Buhari, on April 30, 2018, seven years earlier. The exchange was literally unilineal, either due to Buhari’s famous ear defect or his inability to penetrate Trump’s dense English. The Financial Times was to later report that, after meeting Buhari, Trump swore never to meet someone that lifeless again. This was coming after an earlier racist profiling of Africa made by same Trump in his infamous ‘Shithole’ infelicity. Packaged as an image booster for a Buhari who had general elections to weather in February, less than a year from then, the Trump visit became an image fiasco. After the Times expose, Buhari had to make a show of possessing life. In what was seen as an indirect disputation of Trump’s reading of his obviously poor health and maladministration, Buhari had to walk more than 800 meters from one point to the other to prove that he wasn’t lifeless after all.

But Trump, not one to be caught unguarded in his lair, unleashed the next salvo. “Last month, I instructed Caroline Leavette, the White House Press Secretary, to  give Americans my Annual Physical Examination Results after being examined at the Walter Reed National Military Center. They include diagnostic and laboratory testing and consultation with fourteen consultants. I had a 62 beats per minute Resting Heart Rate; 128/74mmHg Blood Pressure, among others. I’m good! How about you, Mr. President?” “Yeah! Yeah! I’m good!” President Tinubu replied. Still bent on pursuing this further, Trump asked, “I learnt you’ve had a knee replacement and frequently go to Paris and St. Mary’s Hospital in London. So sorry to hear that. Hope you’re good now?” This time, Tinubu was the one who was caught napping. He merely replied, “Yeah. Yeah”, a bead of sweats welling up his brows.

 

The night before, the Nigerian delegation, flying in the Nigerian national presidential aircraft nicknamed Air Force One, had arrived Washington D. C., America’s seat of power. It comprised Tinubu, his Chief of Staff, Secretary to the Government of the Federation; three governors from the north, east and western parts of Nigeria; Ministers of Foreign Affairs, Finance, Trade and Investments and Chairman of the FIRS, brilliant Zacch Adedeji; select captains of industry, Nigeria’s First Lady and First Son, Seyi and a few other presidential hangers-on. The next day, at exactly 12.00hrs, Tinubu and a select few members of his entourage were ushered into the Oval Office, West Wing of the White House and the formal working space of the American president.

Dressed in a resplendent black suit and a blue tie that must have cost the Nigerian tax payers some chunk of cash, the Nigerian president looked as if he had hopped out of a fashion magazine. He and Trump sat a few yards apart, on milk-coloured straight-backed chairs with damask-like texture, their aides sitting on each of their sides. The oval room’s three large windows face the South Lawn, the front of which is the president’s traditional desk and a fireplace at the north end, all of which gave the audience an admirable picturesque.

Some of the Nigerian audience kept giving the two built-in bookcases recessed in the western wall admirable looks. The Aso Rock Villa didn’t have this kind of ancient glamour. The Oval Office has four doors; while the east door opens to the Rose Garden, the west leads to a private study and dining room and the northwest door leads to the main corridor of the West Wing. The northeast door, when opened, leads to Trump’s Secretary’s office.

 

A few weeks before then, immediately the news filtered in that President Trump had invited Tinubu to the White House, the Nigerian press turned the news into a carcass which it flayed mercilessly. You would imagine that leopard, the animal whose fierce and legendary butchering talent earned it Yoruba’s christening and praise-name of ÒgÌdán Olóólà Ijù, (the giant king of the wild capable of using its incisors to make lethal marks on animals) had just seized a buffalo. Press commentaries and analyses became a gourmet. Morbid fear and pessimism that Tinubu would make a disaster of the visit dictated press projection of what lay ahead. To be fair to the Nigerian press, the wisdom in an ancient fable of the lion and the tortoise preached caution to it. It says he is wise who is wary of and alerted by the misfortunes of others.

The Nigerian press based its pessimism on recent previous visits to Trump’s lair. Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy and South Africa’s Cyril Ramaphosa got their flesh feasted upon by a man recently nicknamed TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out). Tinubu, they said, would not be an exemption. Some very insolent commentators even predicted a worse fate than Muhammadu Buhari’s.

Rufai Oseni, at his cheeky best on Arise TV, suggested that while at the Oval Office, Tinubu should promise Trump another luxury 747 jumbo jet since the American president was in love with impropriety. A few weeks ago, the Quatari monarch, Sheikh Tamim ibn Hamad Al Thani, had gifted Trump a metallic bird. America however considered the gift a bribe. Connecticut senator, Chris Murphy, was unsparing. He labeled it, “the definition of corruption” which is “wildly illegal”. Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said of it: “Today marks a dark day in history: the president of the United States of America officially accepted the largest bribe from a foreign government in American history”. Perhaps to pacify his critics, Trump eventually announced that the aircraft, 18 feet longer than  than his current Air Force One 747-200B, was too big and would be turned over to the presidential fleet.

The pessimism in the media was so huge that you could have a handshake with it. The presidential media office did all it could to change the colour of the Doomsday predictions. The president was a ‘deals man’ who understands the wiles of characters like King Trump, it says. Yusuff Tugar, Nigeria’s Minister of Foreign Affairs, literally made television houses his domicile. Tinubu would spend the projected one hour visit to the White House to reinforce Nigeria’s bilateral trade with America, he said. Bayo Onanuga asked Nigerians to trust that Tinubu would put up a stellar performance. Apparently exasperated by the mounting cynicism, on a television programme, the old media fox attributed the American visit prophecies of doom to the usual Tinubu-bashing by the media on the payroll of the opposition. Suddenly, he burst into an ancient Yusuff Olatunji’s Yoruba Sakara evergreen song: “In the wild dream of the goat, the butcher’s death should come quickly, so that it could prounce about in majesty…” (l’ójú ewúré, bíi k’Álápatà ó kú, k’án máa rìn, k’án máa yan).

 

The irascible Peter Obi social media soldier ants were even more unsparing. One of them, on X, inflected a statement credited to Barbara Perry, a presidential historian at the Miller Center, University of Virginia. While Perry had said, “Like all things with Trump, it’s unprecedented,” the Obidient said, with Tinubu, all things were unprecedented as well. “He is the first Nigerian president to inflict hunger of this magnitude on Nigerians; the first president with drug issue history in America; the first Nigerian president to bring this level of misery and frightening ethnic relations in Nigeria.” The silly fellow then concluded that the invitation to Tinubu to be a guest of Trump was America’s own way of getting our president arrested. What a logic! But he cited examples to back up his claim.

Ricardo Martinelli, billionaire businessman former president of Panama was his first example. Martinelli was arrested in Miami in 2017 and, a year later, got extradited to Panama. He faced charges of illegally wiretapping fellow politicians, journalists and Panama business leaders while in office from 2009 to 2014. The insolent Obidient also mentioned Juan Orlando Hernández, Honduras’ ex-President. On the charge of enabling drug traffickers to make use of his country’s national police force for shipment of tons of cocaine into America, Hernández got a 45 years in the slammer. Not only did US federal judge, P Kevin Castel, sentence him to term in a US prison, he also fined him $8m.

David Hundeyin, the tiny fish bone stubbornly trapped inside Tinubu’s esophagus, also dug up his oft unrelenting narrative. On his X page, Hundeyin alleged that the president’s invitation to America was a “home boy come home” trip. Since he commenced the battle to get then presidential candidate Tinubu indicted for alleged drug couriering in the United States in the 1990s, Hundeyin has consistently maintained his stand. When the CIA, FBI and DEA filed a memorandum opposing his’ and another colleague of his’ motion for summary judgment in the FOIA disclosure case about the president’s drug trafficking investigation records, the duo sought to have redactions removed from the partially released files.

Hundeyin has also consistently insisted that the president is a CIA agent who is working hand in glove with America. He based this on a CIA file which recently claimed that the CIA “will do everything in (our) power to prevent the public disclosure of (our) cooperation” because, “confirming or denying the existence of records on a particular foreign national, like Tinubu, reasonably could be expected to cause damage to US national security.” On the same X page, Hundeyin claimed that the Tinubu visit was an invitation for the Nigerian president to give the US a report on his effort at frustrating the Burkina-Fasso military government led by 37-year Head of State, Ibrahim Traore.

 

Serial presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, was similarly unsparing. Coming on the heels of a recent Financial Times’ assessment of Tinubu, upon which the Villa has gone on a celebratory binge, Abubakar alleged that the newspaper’s seemingly complimentary review of “the pains” of Nigerians was meant to wet the ground for Tinubu’s meeting with Trump. He also claimed that the newspaper was merely celebrating the easy access to Nigeria’s capital by foreigners and the ease of access Tinubu has made for his western collaborators to repatriate their easy money in Nigeria. This, he said, was what the Financial Times erroneously tagged Tinubu’s ‘stabilization of the Nigerian economy’.

“The American newspaper had no words about the pang of hunger an average Nigerian goes through under Tinubu in the last two years, nor the hopelessness that has become a familiar sight. It didn’t talk about how this government has pauperized the people; no words about the electricity war it is waging on the mass of our people, the endemic poverty, the migration from Nigeria of manufacturing companies, the consistent dearth of exports and how Tinubu and his acolytes have suddenly become as stupendously wealthy as Mansa Musa of the Mali Empire,” Atiku Abubakar said.

 

Indeed, Mansa Musa was reported in history to be exceptionally and inconceivably wealthy. Maybe his closest rival is Nigeria’s Bola Tinubu. The Time magazine said of Mansa Musa: “There’s really no way to put an accurate number on his wealth.” While the source of Musa’s wealth was principally from Mali Empire’s control and taxing of the trade in salt from northern regions and gold mined in Bambuk and Bure, it is said that the Nigerian president’s source of wealth is Nichodemus.

Then, as he did to Ramaphosa, as Trump and Tinubu were talking, a big television screen beamed live video of killings in Benue, Plateau, and other Northeastern parts of Nigeria. “Why are you killing Christians in Nigeria, Mr. President?” Trump asked. Apparently briefed on the possibility of this question, Tinubu acquitted himself admirably. He told the American president that though he was a Moslem, his wife and key members of his government were Christians and that in his family, he was probably the only standalone member of that religious persuasion.

 

Trump then told Tinubu how the news of Nigeria descending into ritual killings was becoming mind-boggling to America. South Africa, he said, was on same pedestal with Nigeria and in both countries, ritual killings had become almost a pestilence. He cited the case in Cape Town where a South African woman, Kelly Smith, was last week sentenced to life in prison for selling her 6-year-old daughter, Joshlin. The girl went missing in February 2024. There are fears, said Trump, that Smith had sold Joshlin for about $1,000 to a traditional healer who wanted the child for her body parts. “You have to do something about this concerning trend, Mr. President,” Trump admonished.

Both Trump and Tinubu later went into the Oval Office lunch room where they discussed bilateral matters. Almost immediately after the Nigerian entourage left the White House, the X page of Onanuga literally went on fire, beeping red. His tweets gloated about the Villa White House victory. Many non-Yoruba who read Onanuga’s post, with a music Emoji, found it cryptic and impenetrable. It simply read, “Yègèdè won ò gée o! Yègèdè won ò gée o! Esè t’e pé wón gé, l’a fi ńrìn yìí o! Yègèdè won ò gée o!” It took a Yoruba respondent on the page to do an interpretation. In the respondent’s words, Onanuga’s post was the line of a song sang by Yusuff Olatunji who died in 1978. Diagnosed with an unhealed diabetic foot wound, the initial medical advice was to amputate Olatunji’s leg. Second medical examination however said cutting of the leg might be bypassed. The second examination gave birth to the Olatunji gloat in the song which, translated, meant “Blimey! The leg you announced would be cut wasn’t. Isn’t it what I still use to walk?”

 

Does Onanuga realise that the Tinubu, sorry, Olatunji leg was eventually amputated?

Sunday, 01 June 2025 07:48

Dyna.Ai Launches Operations In Nigeria

Dyna.Ai, a global leader in AI-as-a-Service (AIaaS), has launched its operations in Nigeria with an exclusive closed-door ‘Nigeria Dyna Day’ event in Lagos, which saw the introduction and orientation of its suite of AI-powered products and solutions to Nigeria’s emerging financial ecosystem.

 

The event, tagged ‘Nigeria Dyna Day’ and themed “AI Unleashed: Revolutionising Nigeria’s Financial Future,” brought together leading voices from the country’s AI, financial, fintech, telecom, and other key sectors, including representatives from government agencies and major enterprises.

In his opening remarks, the Chairman and Co-President of Dyna.Ai, Tomas Skoumal, emphasized the strategic importance of Nigeria and the broader African market, stating, “For us, it makes sense to start in Nigeria.

There is no bigger country in Africa—this is where the momentum is.” He noted that Africa is no longer just “the future,” but is actively transforming today, driven by rapid digitalization and fintech innovation. “This is the perfect time to be here,” he added, highlighting that Dyna.Ai sees technology as a vital bridge to financial inclusion and long-term growth across the region.

 

Skoumal introduced Dyna.Ai’s advanced Agentic AI solutions, including its proprietary Agent Studio and industry-specific language models, designed to power intelligent automation across customer service, marketing, collections, HR and more. He also underscored the company’s long-term ambition to invest in local talent, stating, “We’re not just here to sell a product—we’re here to build infrastructure, create local jobs, and scale innovation from Nigeria to the rest of Africa.”

Dyna.Ai also showcased its advanced AI technologies at the event, including AvatarGPT, an AI digital human delivering interactive experiences; VoiceGPT, a voice agent featuring authentic local accents for seamless communication in Yoruba, Hausa, and Igbo; along with live demonstrations showing how these innovations empower customer engagement and employee experience.

Delivering the keynote address at the event, Tokoni Peter Igoin, Special Assistant to the President on ICT Development and Digital Innovation, underscored the Federal Government’s vision for a secure and forward-thinking digital ecosystem.

“The government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, under the visionary leadership of His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, is fully committed to responsible innovation. Our approach to AI and financial technology is rooted in a positive framework. It encourages creativity while ensuring transparency, data protection, and digital security”, he said

Also in his remarks, the Lagos State Commissioner of Innovation, Science and Technology, Olatunbosun Alake gave insights from the government/regulatory perspective. He announced that the Lagos State government is also taking steps towards the wide adoption and regulation of artificial intelligence in the state with the planned release of the first AI guidelines for the deployment and management of AI in the coming weeks.

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President Bola Tinubu’s two years in office have evoked two divergent views: the rosy view and the dim view. The rosy view paints the picture of a bold reformer who moved swiftly to implement consequential and necessary policy shifts that, within a short while, are already yielding macro-economic dividends. The dim view sees a president whose signature policies have unleashed concentrated and unceasing pains on most Nigerians, especially the poorest of the poor.

The two views are valid and factual, another reminder that two different things can be true at the same time. As he commences the second half of his tenure, President Tinubu should not get too excited about the rosy view or be dismissive of the dim view. He needs a tempered view himself, especially in his quiet moments. He needs to take this to heart: the next generation of reforms, and the really consequential ones, should be about how to quickly improve the welfare of the generality of Nigerians.

Let’s refresh our memories with a quick background to the two major reforms that are principally the basis of the opposing views on Tinubu’s stewardship so far. The case for the removal of petrol subsidy and for the reform of the foreign exchange regime was very compelling. But it was not evident to most Nigerians. The country was practically spending the money it didn’t have and living a bogus and dangerous lie.

In 2022, we burned $10 billion on petrol subsidy alone; debt service at some point gulped 97% of government revenue; and multiple exchange rates not only created opportunities for arbitrage and corruption for a few but was also a drag on foreign investments and our external reserves. On accountof dwindling but disguised reserves, rationing of forex for imports and other needs had not only commenced but the rationing of essential items seemed only a matter of time. The country was right at the edge of a cliff, just inches away from a devastating crash. But a probable crash and an actual crash are not experienced the same way. One is conceptual; the other is concrete.

To those in the rosy corner, Tinubu did not wait for the conceptual crash to become concrete. He acted swiftly, within two weeks of taking charge, in removing both distortions. There is a lot to pick issues with in his approach, especially in terms of sequencing of the reforms, the apparent lack of second order thinking and the absence of a well-thought-out strategy for dealing with the fallout. But what cannot be denied is that Tinubu showed the will to act and he acted on time.

The reforms, as expected, introduced significant shocks to the country and to Nigerians. The combined effect of the two reforms translated to rapid and major increases in prices of food, transportation, energy, rent, and medication for individuals and in the prices of critical inputs for companies. Individuals and firms took the hit and some are still taking the hit. However, recent data indicates that the effects of the shocksare beginning to wear off and that the reforms have been good to Nigeria’s public finance and to some domestic and foreign investors.

The economy grew by 3.4% in 2024, Tinubu’s first full year in charge. According to the World Bank, the 2024 GDP figure was the highest since 2015, save for the expected post-COVID bump in 2021 and 2022. Even after accounting for the recent rebasing, headline and food inflation figures have started to track down. The official and parallel exchange rates have almost converged. Stability and supply have improved in the forex markets, even when USD at >N1500 is still adjudged undervalued. The net external reserves increased from about $4 billion in 2023 to $23 billion in 2024, and this was after CBN cleared FX backlog of about $10 billion. Gross external reserves at a point notched above $40 billion, leaving the country healthy cover for many months of imports.

Government’s financial position appears the biggest beneficiary. According to the World Bank’s May 2025 Nigeria Development Update (‘Building Momentum for Inclusive Growth’), Nigeria’s consolidated fiscal deficit as a percentage of GDP reduced from 5.4%in 2023 to 3.0% in 2024. With significant across-the-board increases from revenue sources (except from NNPCL), gross government revenuessoared from N20.7 trillion in 2023 to N37.1 trillion in 2024, an increase of 79.2%. World Bank data also shows that Nigeria’s gross revenue as a portion of GDPjumped from 8.8% in 2023 to 13.3% in 2024. The bulk of the revenue bump went to the states whose total revenue increased from N7.2 trillion in 2023 to N13.9 trillion in 2024, mostly as a result of the refunds to states (43% of the total refunds and deductions from FAAC in 2024 went to the states).

The fact of the matter is that the two reforms (alongside other monetary and fiscal policies) have been good to the three tiers of government (especially the states). A major part of the revenue boost though was exchange gain—the exchange rate in the 2024 budget was N800/$1 while the average exchange rate for the year was N1535/$1. The substantial increase in revenue year-on-year clearly was not exclusively from improved efficiency in revenue collection. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but the role of exchange gain in 2024 needs to be acknowledged. This doesn’t detract from the fact that governments across the board now have a better fiscal headspace. This is a good thing, if the extra money is well spent.

The reforms are also good for portfolio investors, as they get good returns on their investments and do not have to worry too much about taking their money out when needed. So, it is not surprising that endorsements have been pouring in for the Tinubu administration. Moody’s on Friday upgraded Nigeria’s outlook from positive to stable. The Financial Timesearlier wrote a gushingeditorial on Tinubu’s reformsand urged the president to stay the course. The FT editorial seems to alignwith the sentiments of most investors and foreign observers of Nigeria. They are very bullish on Nigeria at the moment.

These observers and the even officials of the administration might be surprised that most Nigerians do not share their rosy outlook. The reason for this divergence is simple. The improvement in macro-economic outlook and public finances and in the opportunities for investors is hardly rubbing off yet on most Nigerians, and may not trickle down. It is possible to acknowledge the results from the reforms at the macro level and also recognise the continuing immiseration at the micro level. Two things can be true at the same time.

(As a quick aside, I don’t think it is useful denying official data simply because it doesn’t align with one’s sentiments. Of course, data can be interrogated, especially when there is evidence that the data or the methodology is dodgy. But dismissing positive data offhand, without basis, and gleefully citing negative data from the same sources, without question, suggests something else is at play.)

As stated earlier, the dim view is not always oppositional politics. Those who hold the dimview gather and process data from their lived realities, and do not need the national statistics agency, the CBN, the World Bank, FT and others to tell them what is going on in their lives. Factually, and sadly so, the surge in government revenue has not been complemented with material improvement in citizens’ welfare or a reduction in the hardship in the land. True, food prices have stabilised and are falling in some instances. But people still remember how much they paid for a cup of rice or a tuber of yam two years ago and how much they are paying now. They have the same memory of the costs of a pack of paracetamol, a bar of soap, a bike or bus ride etc. then and now.

The administration had promised to provide reliefs to cushion the negative impact of the reforms on the poorest. But most of the promised reliefs have either been too minute or too poorly delivered. There is no proper public record of the promised distribution of grains from the reserves. The well-applauded presidential decision to pause duties on imported rice and other items became a shameful drama.

Two years after, the N25,000 in three tranches promised as palliatives to 15 million poorest households has been abysmally delivered. The government makes a song and a dance of CNG buses and free conversion of cars from petrol to CNG. It is doubtful how much difference this can make and whether this should be the central plank of moderating the devastating impact of petrol subsidy removal on individuals. Increasing the minimum wage from N30,000 to N70,000 is a good idea. Assuming all tiers of government pay the new minimum wage, how much dent will this make in a country where the informal sector accounts for 93% of the labour force? And what is the plan for those outside the formal sector and whose options are sadly limited to accepting whatever wage is available or being jobless?

Without a doubt, it is good that the country has a more stable macro-economic outlook and that the government has more money. But what government is spending the extra revenues on is more important. We need to spend smarter and better, especially in areas that directly impact the welfare and the productive capacities of our people. There is little indication that the states, currently flush with extra cash, get this. But the states are not alone. The 2025 federal budget, and parallel budgets that preceded it, make dismal reading in this respect, littered with wasteful and bogus items that neither reflect the tough times we are living in nor align with the priorities of a majority of our people.

As stated over and over here, both the rosy view and the dim view of Tinubu’s two years in office are valid and factual. The emerging macro gains do not invalidate the continuing micro pains. While enjoying plaudits from those with the rosy view and hoping the adulation will endure, the president will do well to pay more attention to the legitimate concerns of those with the dim view. We need macro-economic stability and we need to consolidate on the gains. But we also need significant improvements in the welfare of the majority of our people who have borne the brunt of the overwhelming shocks of the last two years. Having the first without the second is pointless.

It was just a harmless one-liner, but it became the most memorable part of that historic speech. “Subsidy is gone and gone for good.” That was President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, on his inauguration at the iconic Eagle Square, Abuja on May 29, 2023.

Besides being the most memorable part of the speech, the phrase became a vivid metaphor for all the bold reforms that followed. President Tinubu was merely sending a signal about his strong conviction and resolve to make hard choices.

From the get-go, President Tinubu left no one in doubt that he meant business as far as tending to the seemingly intractable problems of Nigeria was concerned. He came on board with all the gravitas needed to change the Nigerian story and fix her concerns for our collective good.

With requisite but rare confidence and the willpower to make crucial but difficult choices, he gave a clear inkling of what serious leadership means right from his inauguration at the Eagle Square.

That one-liner – subsidy is gone and gone for good – was to later set the stage for several other revolutionary game-changing decisions that are fast altering the narrative of our dear nation, dipped in a truly genuine Renewed Hope Agenda.

Critics are quick to remind the nation, nay the world, that the President once opposed fuel subsidy removal. Truth is, such individuals are too short-sighted to understand the place of time in decision-making. Only a leader in the cast of Asiwaju does.

Subsidy removal was an idea whose time had not come, when it was first mooted. That was why to even muster the political will at the time was in itself herculean. Besides, it was all obscured by other environmental elements. 

When the time eventually came, Tinubu who, as a realist, would not miss such an opportunity, embraced the idea, not just as a Nigerian, but now as the President. Of course, the consequences of this tough choice have hit the masses so hard. It was so because subsidy removal was sudden – and shocking. Understandably so!

But with compassion and magnanimity of leadership, the President has so far managed the fallout very well, with the otherwise scathing effects now gradually thawing, giving meaning and clarity to the decision. 

He has not only invested in Compressed Natural Gas buses to cushion the effect of subsidy removal, Asiwaju Tnubu has also provided palliatives for us, the subnationals, as development partners, just so we could collectively attack the consequences from all sides and give reprieve to our people. 

The CNG initiative, launched to power the transportation sector and reduce costs, has saved the nation over N1 trillion a month, hitherto used to import PMS and AGO. Added to this is the fact that while oil production has increased, agreements for Foreign Direct Investments (FDIs) of well over $500 million have been signed. These indicators are positive. 

From subsidy removal, our President hopped on the next assignment. He floated the naira against other currencies. This was done to enable the naira  find its level against stronger currencies, especially the dollar.

By terminating multiple foreign exchange systems, which, like the President once noted, had “constituted a noose around the economic jugular of our nation and impeded our economic development and progress”, there was a projected relief, albeit not in the region of what the President ultimately wanted. He kept the pace still.

For a nation surviving largely on consumption, the naira had seen the worst of days but had marched on regardless, with the hope that something would give, and indeed, it did. Thanks to our foresighted President.

While the naira is evidently not there yet, the spiral slide has been halted, and it is definitely going to come around with a rebound, more so that the dollar has also maintained reasonable stability. The indicators are positive. No doubt.

The overall economic overview is an encouraging one. The massive and bold infrastructure renewal is too evident for even the President’s worst enemy to ignore or downplay. From the South to the East, West and North, the balance is not omitted, and work has continued, in spite of deliberate sabotage by some enemies of progress.

For instance, some of the ongoing major projects, such as bridges, railways, power, oil and gas developments, as well as crucial road construction, notably the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway and Sokoto-Badagry Highway, are the real positive indicators for investment purposes.

Launched exactly a year ago, the first phase of the coastal highway, for example, has totally shocked the naysayers, who saw nothing good in the project other than their insinuation that it was going to end up a white elephant. How wrong they have been proven!

In addition to this are the Tax Reform Bills, which a section of the media initially tagged “controversial”, just because some people were opposed to change. The good behind the idea is too much for any progressive mind to reduce it to mere politics or ethnic fisticuffs. Interestingly, the bills have survived their deadliest traps. 

Also noteworthy is the fact that external reserve has continued to swell amid the multi-faceted challenges that the administration of our President and his party, All Progressives Congress (APC) had faced from inception. 

Trade surplus has been reported time and time again, while some of the hitherto moribund refineries have started working, with the Dangote Refinery championing the idea that change is indeed possible. 

What’s more? There has been a steady increase in government revenues, whose aggregate has more than doubled, increasing by over N9.1 trillion in the first half of 2024, compared to the first half of 2023. These indicators are really very positive.

Seeking financial autonomy for the local government administration is not a decision by the President to further orchestrate personal interests or needs, but grow the nation and her choice of democratic system. 

While the Constitution places the soul of the local governments in the hands of the state governments through their state legislatures, it is not at the detriment of development closest to the people. We have successfully experimented this in Lagos and can boldly say that nothing compares to a truly autonomous council system.

This is why the financial autonomy of the closest tier of government to the people has become a matter of necessity, if development must cut across and trickle down. After all, much of the decisions that directly impact the lives of the people are not taken at the state or federal level, but the local government. 

From the look of things, I can say boastfully that the glorious years of council administration are back in full swing – thanks to the moves made by our dear President. The indicators are positive and, with this, Mr. President deserves eternal gratitude.

The idea of the Student Loan Scheme, under which over N95.6bn has been made available to students, cannot be underplayed. The Consumer Credit Corporation was also established with over N200 billion “to help Nigerians acquire essential products without the need for immediate cash payments, making life easier for millions of households”. Still, these are humongous positive indicators.

Shall we forget, also, the Digital and Creative Enterprises designed for the empowerment of young people and creating millions of IT and technical jobs? The Skill-Up Artisans Programme, which introduced the Nigerian Youth Academy and the National Youth Talent Export Programme, is another positive indicator.

In livelihood support, the government has released over N570 billion to the 36 states to support their citizens while 600,000 nano-businesses have benefitted from the administration’s nano-grants. These are novel ideas with positive projections.

The initial reduction in revenue to debt service ratio, which came down from 97% to 68% in just 13 months, speaks to a progressive mindset and purposeful leadership. The creation of 240,000 jobs through 10 Micro, Small, and Medium Enterprises is equally a point to note.

The signing into law of the new National Minimum Wage of N70,000 (Lagos, the President’s home state, pays way more than that), and payment of N1 billion each to large manufacturers is all the more too positive to sidestep.

Yanking off tariffs and import duties on certain food items, such as rice, wheat, maize, sorghum, drugs, and other pharmaceutical and medical supplies for six months was borne out of compassion, stimulated by emotional intelligence, as much as the incentives to farmers, geared towards increasing food production and reducing  prices.

The President Tinubu-led government has procured mechanised farming equipment, such as tractors and planters, worth billions of naira from the United States, Belarus, and Brazil, to further aid food production and get the nation out of the woods. This, too, is a huge positive indicator.

Taken together, while it is arguable that the nation is still some distance away from the promised land, what cannot be denied is the fact that the train has since May 29, 2023 left the station, and is moving at a reasonable and promising pace to a better destination.

To those who may say why celebrate two years of the President Bola Tinubu administration, I say take a look around and get your facts right before diving into this conversation. After all, “comment is free; facts are sacred”. 

Needless to say, it is not yet uhuru as there are still some challenges – there will always be; that is the nature of life. For example, in security,  the remnants of the heavily decimated anti-social elements have been battling to create anarchy and divide us, but the capacity of the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces and the resolve of his security team to get a hang of this, are quite evident. It is a matter of time. The last of these criminals will be cleared off the surface of the earth. 

It is on the strength of these and more that true patriots and progressive elements alike cannot but congratulate our dear President Bola Ahmed Akanbi Tinubu GCFR, and also urge him not to drop the ball on account of fleeting distractions.

What is more – we have begun to see results in the gale of defections of key personalities from pivotal states into the APC. These are not defections coerced by anyone but out of the freewill of the individuals who have chosen to identify with a team that is determined and means well for the ultimate good of the country. 

Overall, the truth of the matter is that with these positive indicators capped with the “Nigerian First” policy, the ship of state is definitely berthing safe, with a decorated captain and political war general – Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu – who has been tested and trusted in times of crises and challenges.

•Mr. Sanwo-Olu is the governor of Lagos State

Nigeria’s Super Eagles on Saturday, 31 May 2025, retained the Africa-Caribbean Football Unity Cup, after edging Jamaica 4-5 on penalties. The thrilling final at the Gtech Community Stadium in west London ended 2-2 in regulation time.
 
Simon opened scoring for the Super Eagles in the 9th minute, but his goal was cancelled out three minutes later by Jamaica’s Dixon on the 12th.
It was 1-1 at half-time, and on resumption, Chukwueze restored the lead in the 53rd minute for the Malian Eric Chelle-coached Super Eagles.
The Reggae Boys of Jamaica managed by Steve McClaren equalised 10 minutes later to end the game 2-2 after 90 minutes.
 
In the shoot-out that ensued, the two goalkeepers did not have much to do. While the Eagles scored all five spot-kicks, Atkinson blasted Jamaica’s 4th off the top of the bar and over. His compatriot Bell scored his penalty before Uche made it 5-4 for Nigeria.
To reach the final on Saturday, the Super Eagles beat their arch-rivals Black Stars of Ghana, 2-1 in the semi-final earlier this week, while the Jamaican Reggae Boys dispatched Trinidad and Tobago 3-2  to set up the finale.
 
The Black Stars hammered their Trinidadian counterparts 4-0 in the third-place match earlier on Saturday at the same venue.
Launched in 2002, the Unity Cup tournament was originally designed as a friendly showcase of African and Caribbean football excellence, uniting top nations in celebration of sport and cultural heritage.
 
Nigeria beat Jamaica 1-0 in the maiden edition that featured only the two countries.
The second edition in 2004 was played on a round robin format featuring three countries - Nigeria, the Republic of Ireland and Jamaica - with Nigeria again emerging victorious.
The competition has now been revived, re-branded, and expanded, featuring four teams in 2025 - Nigeria, Ghana, Jamaica, and Trinidad and Tobago - to restore the original pan-African and Caribbean idea.
 
It is the first trophy for Chelle, who was recruited last January as manager of the Super Eagles, who are struggling to qualify for the men’s FIFA World Cup tournament to be co-hosted by the U.S.A., Canada and Mexico in 2026.

The name of the man in the picture is General Michael E. Langely.

He is an American.

He is a General in the U.S. Marine Corps.

He is the Commander of AFRICOM (@USAfricaCommand).

He is an enemy of all Pan Africanists & African nationalists.

He is an enemy of all people of color & all true progressives.

He is a tool of the western imperialists that seek to continue to subjugate & enslave Africa, milk us dry, supress our people & undermine, discredit, eliminate & destroy every progressive leader & force that rises on our continent.

He has called for the removal & elimination of Capt. Ibrahim Traore, the Head of State of Burkina Faso, accusing him of stealing the gold belonging to his people.

He has criticised numerous other African leaders & sought to rubbish their efforts.

He is only comfortable with African leaders that work for the CIA or that tremble & bow before the west.

When the history of Africa is written the malodrous name of this mendacious Yankee will be clothed with scorn & opprobium.

He will be remembered as one of the most shameless & notorious house negros that ever lived & his name will be synonymous with that of the pitiful & grovelling Norwegian World War 11 Minister of Defence & Nazi collaborator Vidkun Quisling, the self-hating & self-denigrating Aunty Jemimah leader of the British Conservative Party Kemi Badenoch and the servile black American lickspittle & fictional character known as Uncle Tom.

As obnoxious as his earlier interventions on Africa have been the man just keeps spewing rubbish.

His latest outing took place on May 27th during a television interview on Kenya's Citizen TV.

With all the arrogance he could muster he said, “I have talked to a number of Ministers of Defence & Presidents & told them we were assessing. If we are that important to you, you need to communicate that & we will see.”

After getting his nose-bloodied by millions of Africans for attempting to interfere in the internal affairs of a number of African countries & making the most outrageous & asinine claims about their leaders this creature now comes up with this.

Such unadulterated arrogance & pristine insolence coming from the conflicted & confused commander of a western imperialist army turns the stomach!

Can someone tell me who the hell he thinks he is, who invited him to Africa in the first place & who & what he is assessing?

He must really think that all Africans are fools & that we do not know his real mission & purpose. What a nerve! Did we invite you here in the first place? Has your nefarious & sinister prescence in any way bettered our lives?

In the case of Nigeria despite all our appeals & attempts at collaboration you & your superiors in Washington have refused to help us in our war against insurgency & terrorism for the last 15 years!

Instead you have sought to castrate, weaken, shame & silence us. You have left us to fight Boko Haram, Al Qaeda & ISWAP, three of the most deadly terrorist organisations in the world, all alone.

You have refused to give us the intel that we need. You have refused to sell us the arms & equipment that we asked for.

You have refused to either give us access to your satellite intel or share it with us.

You have done NOTHING for us in Africa except make empty promises, give us lessons about how to run our nation & live our lives & disparage and undermine our leaders.

Worse of all you have sought to introduce regime change & destabilise many African Governments through the clandestine & nefarious activities of your CIA & its sister agencies.

You have covertly encouraged & empowered the terrorists because their activities suit your purpose & the only way you can justify your unconciable neo-colonialist disposition & imperialist prescence is by arming them & telling us that you are here to help us to fight them & to protect your so-called strategic national interests.

This is a classic case of what is known as a Hegelian dialectic.

You create the problem, you wait for the reaction and then you offer the solution.

This is how the Western hegemons have always behaved.

The Englisman David Icke rightly describes your behaviour as the "PROBLEM/REACTION/SOLUTION formula" which succesive western Governments have used to control and ultimately destroy many nations in the Middle East, Africa and indeed the global south.

The truth is that YOU are the source of ALL our problems.

We need you like we need poison! We need you like we need ebola! We need you like we need P. Diddy's "freak offs"!

We need you like we need aids, covid and cancer all rolled into one! We need you like we need a garbage dump.

We need you like we need rats and cockroaches.

Let me be clear. The tide has turned. Africa has come of age!

Africa is no longer your football that you can kick up and down the field for pleasure.

Africa is no longer your little slave girl who you rape, plunder and pillage at will.

We can and will solve her own problems, fight our own battles, choose our own leaders and forge our own destiny.

My advice to you is to carry your invading force, get the hell out of our continent and NEVER come back!

We remember what you did to Patrice Lumumba, Thomas Sankara, Silvano Olympio, Kwame Nkrumah, Muammar Ghadaffi, Gamal Nasser, Laurant Gbagbo, Murtala Mohammed, Jerry Rawlings, Ahmed Ben Bella, Robert Mugabe, Nelson Mandela and so many other great and powerful men and visionary leaders of our great and beautiful continent.

We remember how you undermined ECOMOG and brought it to its knees.

We remember how you destroyed North Africa and the Sahel, how you shattered East Africa and established Al Shabab and how you destabilised southern Africa and supported the Boers.

You and those that sent you to our shores are cruel, cold-hearted and insincere and you have nothing to offer but death, misery and destruction.

In the name of God leave and allow us to become that which God has ordained us to be.

 

(Chief Femi Fani-Kayode is the Sadaukin Shinkafi, the Wakilin Doka Potiskum, a lawyer, a former Minister of Culture and Tourism of Nigeria and a former Minister of Aviation of Nigeria)

 

 

 

 

Are there really women whose main and original ambition was to become second wives? I mean, are there women who never once had a goal of meeting a fine young man whose first wife they want to be? Do some women consciously set out to be second or third wives? Take a look at your young daughter, your sister, look back at your teenage years, your female teenage friends, your classmates in the university, did you actually hear any of them talking about playing second fiddles in marriage? Yet, I’m sure some of them are today second, third and even fifth wives. So, do you also wonder, like me, if all second wives are willing second wives or accidental second wives? Of course, I admit that in some cultures in Nigeria, being or becoming a second wife is not seen as a major evil phenomenon and second wives are not treated like monsters but in the South, among my people who have gone to many ‘oyinbo schools’ and imbibed deep ‘oyinbo ways’, the concept of a second wife most times is regarded as one not too far from that of a blood-sucking demon. Or am I exaggerating?

Come on, second wives are regarded as home-wreckers, home-breakers, greedy women who come from nowhere to destroy good things between a man and the wife of his youth. Or how many second wives do you know that are welcomed with open arms, this south side of Nigeria? Second wives are bad news, people to be looked at with ‘corner eye’, generally. There could be a sprinkle of exceptions, perhaps.

 However, we also know that when we remove our rose-tinted lenses of romance, relationships are hardly really ever what they seem. That man and the presumed wife of his youth are sometimes, at best just neighbours under the same roof and the presumed good marriage is just a façade where the woman hides her slapped face under impeccable make-up and designer eye-glasses to deceive everybody. The gentle husband is sometimes a harassed and depressed male whose wife has nagged into mental submission because he ‘cannot do what his mates are doing’.

On another lane is the accidental second wife who might just turn out to be a tired but well-brought up child, defeated by fate, trying to make do with what is available. Complicated, right? Yes, second wives are complicated women with complicated lives sometimes seeking to ‘uncomplicate’ things. Yet, marriage itself is one complicated institution. So it is mightily difficult to make it even look or sound easy, whichever angle you approach it from. It’s hard work already being a first and only wife, so you can imagine the life of a second or third or fourth wife. I’m sure you are following my train of thought. Yes, that there are accidental second wives, women who thought they had their lives all figured out but then life happened, throwing spanner in their works. Nothing fitted in the spaces they’d provided. Their beautiful lives’ dreams simply disintegrate before their eyes and they end up accepting the hand life dealt them.

I admit there are women who simply love dangerous adventures, those ones who perhaps never really outgrew the hide-and-seek and catch-me-if-you-can pranks of their youth. There are also the fast-lane girls with turbo-charged needs and ambition. They do not see the reason to use the staircase when there is an elevator. Why build a home with a struggling man when you can find a man who has finished struggling and has built a home you can just move into? These ones want meals that are not just already cooked but served and waiting for ‘little madam’ to simply sit and enjoy. Made men are most often married.

Joyce, my mischievous younger friend once said, ‘well, that he is married and made does not mean he’s unlovable, after all, his wife loves him, so why can’t I? How do you deal with such bling-bling logic of let’s-both-love-him? It’s even worse for the guy if he’s made, married and loaded downstairs. He’s totally endangered. The Joyces of this world and age will spin all kinds of webs in his path. They’ll ensure he falls.

However, never ever forget that men are usually willing parties in these matters, never raped, never forced to kiss. They just get gummed or glued in their own deception and ‘private practice.’

But there are actually many women who find themselves in the valley of polygamy by accident or circumstance. There are women who after many unfortunate relationships that never led anywhere simply settle for second place because all the first slots have been filled and the single men taken. Faced with the option of being single mums or second wives, they jump at the latter. Better a second wife than being no wife at all. I do not agree with that last part but it is what it is. Not all women can stand alone.

For this set of women, every other thing is in place except marriage. They are fine and fixed in the corporate world, their careers moving in leaps and bounds. The only gaps in their lives are created by the single men who just race past them. Or is it the successful girls who race past the men? Whatever. Finding Mr Right simply ended up being too hard a nut to crack than juggling two MBAs in the same academic year. So, they settle for Mr Available, in the absence of Mr Right. Like Mimi.

‘It hit me like a blow between the eyes when on the morning of my 40th birthday, my younger sister’s children, my three handsome nephews, raced into my room to wish me happy birthday. As they sang their off-key ‘we wish you many happy returns,’ I knew I had reached a point of tough decision. I was 40 and single. Successful business woman but not married. I did not have a child! My biological clock was not ticking. It was banging, very loudly. Men in my age bracket and those slightly older are all married with children. It wasn’t that I had not made any effort. I had prayed and fasted. You’d be shocked at the number of Prayer Mountains there are in Nigeria. I had even been to one in Jos. Yes, Plateau state. I decided it was time to take my destiny in my hands. I mean, my secretary was 37 and her first child just got admitted into the secondary school. It was like I was just folding my arms and waiting for the arrival of menopause. That was how I felt that morning of my 40th birthday.

‘I resolved to do what I needed to do as swiftly as I take my business decisions. I resolved to go off any and every form of contraceptive. I was going to seize the very first opportunity to become a mum, then I would think of the consequences later.’

And that was exactly what Mimi did. Her relationship with Otunba was supposed to be for companionship.

‘Otunba has a great sense of humour. He spoils me with gifts. I can run to him for advice and counsel on virtually every subject. We were great friends but because he was married, I tried to rein in my feelings. I insisted on him using protection whenever we got intimate, which he protested each time too. But after my 40th birthday, I got warmer and allowed him have his way. I spent more time with him and told myself what a few of my daring friends had told me: Otunba is a good man.’

As if the firmament was just waiting for Mimi to make up her mind, she found out she was pregnant four months after her birthday. She was shocked, happy, apprehensive, excited, all at the same time. It was too good to be true, pregnant just like that at 40 without having to even see a gynaecologist, run tests or do any of the assisted-fertility runs. But what of Otunba? They had not had the marriage or even baby talk seriously. Would he feel she was trying to trap him? Long story short, Mimi told Otunba. He had his reservations, naturally, but he wasn’t going to let his child be born without his name. He rented Mimi a bigger apartment, started picking her bills. Six months after her baby was born, Mimi found she was pregnant again. Now she has two boys. Otunba has gone and paid her dowry and all.

‘I didn’t plan to be a second wife, the same way I didn’t think I’d be having my first child at 41. But here am I, making lemonade from the lemons life threw at me.’  

I know this is a sensitive subject but do you still think all second wives are usurpers, interlopers or some of them are victims of the hands fate dealt them? Do share your thoughts.

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